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The Chez-Wiz
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The aerodynamic qualities of the
cheese wedge, reducing wind drag while improving traction,
make it ideal for racing. Ritz(r) crackers cover the wheels
and most of the tires, further reducing drag. It is
surprising that all race cars are not built on this pattern. |
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This view shows off the ersatz Damascus steel
cheese knife steering mechanism and the slide out "photo
finish" front end. In the case of a close race the
driver can instantaneously push the front end of the car forward
about a foot. Loaded with a bungee cord, the front end
quickly snaps back. When the driver operates the
mechanism, a linkage activates the aerosol cheese cans at the rear
of the car, laying down a cheese slick. |
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There was much debate about whether or not
we needed a brake. We decided that a brake would be
counterproductive during the race. However, in the
interest of public safety, we decided to add an emergency brake. |
| The brake is a (concrete) block of Velveeta (r)
cheese attached to a rope. The driver pulls a release cord
under the seat, and the block drops out of the cheese rind.
To avoid injury to drivers of other cars, we included a bold
warning. |
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Pictures of the Chez-Wiz
Penland, North Carolina - July 4, 2002. Penland
School of Crafts' annual Parade and Soapbox Derby.
This was the final week of a two week class on wood
carving taught by Craig Nutt. Craig had just been to the Furniture Society
Conference in Madison, Wisconsin - and had returned with a genuine Wisconsin "Cheesehead".
This is the story of the wood studio's entry in the parade and soapbox derby
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The team included:
Joe McArdle, Scott McRae, Helen Purdum, Scott Thompson,
Kim Nickles, Howard Shroeder, Bob Merriam, Trisha Lovgren, Bert Ellentuck, John
Gernandt & Brian McGeerace
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Craig Nutt - Fine Wood Works
www.craignutt.com
Copyright: Craig Nutt, Kingston
Springs, TN USA
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